September 2011
A college professor stood on his chair and said "If God really exists, then He'll knock me off this chair." Nothing happened. As the class was quiet, he said "See! Now I'll give it a couple more minutes."A Marine Veteran stood up and punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at his student and said, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" He said, "God was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so he sent me."
Eye flirting,
Catching someone glimpse at you, then constantly checking to see if you can catch their eyes again. No words are said, and there’s a distance between you two. You continue what you were doing, then a minute after you look again. It feels as if no one’s around, it’s just you two. Minutes later you find yourself staring into their eyes as they stare into yours. You both see each other’s smiles as you both don’t realize it.
